I'm Cody. 23. Sometimes I'm a unicorn.

Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl: ....who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

Noël Wells is my favorite human.

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Bitch Stole My Look. 👯 @AngelinaJolieOfficial #TheLeg #Oscars #2012 #AngelinaJolie #FashionPolice

Bitch Stole My Look. 👯 @AngelinaJolieOfficial #TheLeg #Oscars #2012 #AngelinaJolie #FashionPolice